Founded in 2024 by former National Report columnist and seven-time Peabody Award winner Matt Rock, American Muck is a bonafide fake news outlet that satirizes politics and current events. Think of it like the real news, only everything is entirely fabricated and biased. We’re basically Fox News, only funny.
Everything you read on this website is entirely fictional bullshit intended to be humorous. We make no assurances whatsoever that every joke will land, but we promise we at least think our own jokes are funny, and that should be good enough.
If a joke offends you, it’s probably intentional and you probably deserve it based on your shameful views and embarrassing rhetoric. Rethink your life choices and seek the guidance of a professional therapist. You can be a better person, but the first step is believing in yourself.